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COLLECTION

Oi oi! Welcome to our page, squires! Let's kick off with the basics, WTF are we about?...It's simple really - unique pieces of artwork, wacky, hilarious and ridiculous in equal parts, unlocking a BUNCH of rewards for holders. With all of our collectibles being individually conceptualised and illustrated.

We're rolling out an initial 100 selling at auction - these will be valued as rare as they are the earliest editions. Additionally, the (very lucky) first time buyers of these first 100 will have a lifetime of all rewards, which means even if they sell on the collectibles (why would you?!) they will still benefit from the perks. Have a gander at the roadmap to check out the timeline for the future drops.

Our collection (10,000+) will expand to include some surprises as these hybrids are released into the world. Trust us, you won't find any collectibles as unique and personality packed as ours. Start collecting your favourite characters, enjoy some WTF moments and join what is going to be the most fun community in the world of NFTs.

REWARDS

EVENTS

Our NFTs provide holders with actual tangible benefits. Exclusive invites to our holder only parties which are inclusive, immersive, surreal, what the hell did I just witness, that was the best night of my f***ing life events. We want you to leave questioning whether you really saw what you saw.

We'll also be showcasing up and coming talent in music and entertainment. Expect performances from DJs, bands, groups, independent artists and a whole load of other shows! On top of that we'll have our online events, bringing the artwork in our NFTs to life with costumes and actors as you watch it unfold.

CLOTHING AND MERCH

We've got our clothing line dropping and it's looking bang tidy, in addition to our artwork prints. As holders, you'll get a generous discount on every single item.

GAMING

Our games, both on mobile and blockchain are possibly the most hilarious and entertaining games to ever be launched on handsets. A beat em up, adventure and kart game. With buyers getting exclusive pre-access, hidden access, secret character access and a 50% discount on in game purchases. Expect some of the most entertaining and hilarious moves from our characters that have ever been witnessed.

Community

So this is THE most important thing for us - community. It's at the heart of everything and what we really value. We're building a unique, fun and diverse crowd that is frequently engaged, collectively driving where we all go together. This is why we're purchasing land in the metaverse for all of us - building a clubhouse to socialize and a virtual event space for some damn insane parties!

Charity

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

ROADMAP

  • PHASE 1

    15th November 2022 release of the first 100 collectibles at auction. As the earliest additions these will be the rarest of the collection. If you’re lucky enough to grab one, buyers of these first 100 will receive a lifetime of rewards, even if the collectible is sold on.

  • PHASE 2

    January 2023 release of the next 500 collectibles on Opensea. The first online event will be held and the clothing/merch line will be launched. Holders will be gifted free merch…because we’re nice like that.

  • PHASE 3

    April 2023 release of the next 2500 collectibles, second online event will be held.

  • PHASE 4

    June 2023 the first utterly insane holder party will be held, and the remainder of the collection launched.

  • PHASE 5

    August/September 2023 release of the Wacky Hybrids Beat Em Up and Kart Game. Holders will benefit from pre-access, discounts on in game purchases and hidden access. We are so damn excited to show these games to the world. They are going to be awesome.

  • PHASE 6

    October 2023, Consistent online/offline events & further games will be developed. Polls will also be held with holders to see where you lovely bunch want to see funds allocated. This has always been about building a tight-knit community, and that means bringing everyone in and implementing the communities’ ideas.

  • PHASE 7

    November 2023, purchase land in the Metaverse to build the wackiest clubhouse and virtual event space for our community. Become part of an awesome community. Building a club house and socialize and virtual events space for some insane parties. Launch the Community Fund for holders to provide ideas and vote on how the pot is used

SQUAD

Founded by Patient Zero, we're only giving you the bare bones here as we want you to get to know us properly through our socials and Discord...you can ask us literally whatever you want...

PATIENT ZERO

DUCHESS

SMILEY FACE

MAYHEM

EROS

SHADOW

GHOST

FAQ

DO YOU HAVE OPEN QUESTIONS?

Well, we've literally just launched. So start asking away, and if there are any frequently asked (which we're sure there will be) we'll add 'em in. Initial questions, however, require an offering to be answered. This is in the form of taping a piece of fruit to a wall for 11 seconds and taking a video...you can DM it to us. Chat soon, you lovely bunch.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes

The world can be a pretty unfair place and we are trying to do our part. Therefore 10% of all sales will be donated to a charity supporting runaway children who have left abusive homes. And to a second charity rescuing and feeding stray dogs.